In a recent short video, Josh Lavesque of the King James Bible Research Council (KJBRC) proudly announced a massive project their organization has been working on secretly for quite some time. He admitted it was hard to keep from the public, but now was the appointed time for the big reveal.
“In the 16th century, Bible-correcting heretic William Tyndale challenged the perfect word of God as that the Church as a whole had bore witness to for centuries” Josh explained. “This warped “scholar” suffered from a spiritual delusion that the English people should have the word of God in their language, the way they spoke it. It is clear for anyone with common sense to see right through this pious facade to the true solution: a Latin-English pocket dictionary for every English speaker!”
Josh went on to explain that a Church approved Latin-English dictionary one could keep by one’s side at all times would have been the obvious solution for the masses to experience the Bible for themselves. Any layperson who could read anything in English could simply look up the words they didn’t understand in this dictionary and instantly understand the Bible without changing a single word of the sacred text!
“People can’t be trusted to update the Bible,” Josh affirmed. “When they do that they always end up getting heretical ideas and asking awkward questions about the accepted meaning of the text. Failure to cling to the one authoritative version leads to divisions in the Church! That’s why we’re happy to celebrate the 500th anniversary of William Tyndale’s misguided work with our brand new documentary titled ‘Searching for A Dictionary’!”
Sure, Latin-English dictionaries were as hard to come by as Early Modern English dictionaries are today, but you can get the gist of the Bible and go to your local priest…I mean pastor, in case he has one and you can’t understand some archaic words or phrases. By and by you’ll understand that no words have changed meaning ever since the perfectly preserved Bible came to us all those centuries ago.
The KJBRC hopes viewers enjoy this documentary, and that they get the message that the lessons of history teach us how the Bible can be dangerous if it falls into the wrong hands, and not to question what we are told by our spiritual leaders.
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